where are all the SHARKS

hi im megan / michael

[he/him or they/them]

[she/her if we're friends]

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reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

"tbh" tbh

the othr text post tag i could change to would be “wikipedia: cool [aesthetic]” but thats even more confsuing 

terrafey asked: I finally saw a text post and now know who your one tag is from and my life makes much more sense.

everyone is confused by my tag tbh

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

search boy these arms are durable in the tumblr search bar. you wi.ll not regret it. you might regret it